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Chinese immigrants

A Chinese family of 5 people, called Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get ...

Wisdom Of A Retiree!!

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired? Well..I'm fortunate to have a...

Cat Lover

We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work m...

Who is your real friend?

Your dog!!! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk...

Shii: The Wii for girls!

Because women do not have fun with usual games, there now is "Shii", the new Wii console for women, with some brand ne...

$ 431 for a Dr. Pepper...

http://www.techimo.com/forum/imo-community/228943-i-had-best-tasting-431-dr-pepper-today.html :-)

New Canadian Tax Form

 

Worst Day Of My Life

There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck d...

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian sol...

Hazardous Material

 

BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR 2008

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a de...

Timbuktu

Once in a quizshow were a farmer and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal at the end, so they had to c...

Children and God

         

Blond ......

You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. So every time you fart, you time i...

Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that h...

Nikon camera face detection

Nikon cameras can detect up to 12 face - even if the hide behind the curtain

Christmas Story

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not prod...

Vorstellungskraft/ Englisch

A world renowned cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends. &#...

Speeding

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station ...

Things aren't what they appear to be........

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees the ne...

The Bail-Out Plan…

…explained another way! Chuck lost his job and moved from New York to Texas.  He bought a Donkey from a farmer for...

Happy Birthday

To commemorate her 73d birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews (My Fair Lady, Mary Poppins) made a special appearance at Manha...

Best Comeback Line

Australian General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed h...

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy...... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you hav...

Don't fear the devil!

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly...

Nothing to do?

Michael Phelps baby picture

   

Perks of being over 60

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. ...

Toyota vs General Motors

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (GM)  decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practic...

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