Expensive!

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. so, I took her to a gas station.....&...

Good to know: Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms SCSI System Can't See It DOS De...

Duck Hunt

To hunt dugs, you should do as they do! http://www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/116461206722751.html

For Sale

One day, while Mary was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollar...

The blind man's eye

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, ...

Blonde girl and juice

A blonde girl spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate"...

Husbands playing golf

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- funct...

Golf Balls

Service???

I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word 'service'. Internal Revenue 'Servic...

fortune cookie

The Jewelry Store

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He to...

10 Things Only A Woman can Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean spro...

My First Time

It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky w...

How to improve the house a little while the parents are away...

eg. with a 60' slide from th roof-top? http://embed.break.com/NDkxNzkw

Notable Quotes

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I  say to myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." --...

Star Wars story told by a child

Obi Kenobi? Robots? Must be Star Wars! http://www.youtube.com/v/EBM854BTGL0

What to do if the monster comes inside? (by a 3yr old...)

http://www.youtube.com/v/FhKyMrtf6dA

dumb kid ?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer "This is the dumbest kid in town.... watch while I...

A Clever Lady!

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and...

Whatever !

Whatever, Paris-Hilton-Style!  http://www.youtube.com/v/In5uec02E8U

Battlestar Galactica at IKEA store! :-)

What the Fräck? http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/38006200?ddkey=ProductDisplay

Buffalo Theory

This is a quotation from the US series "Cheers". "Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd o...

I thought this was funny!

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Home made

A chap, sitting in front, of his screen, which is blinking like mad, he himself, digging into his keyboard, just, the, like. ...

Life in Perspective

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come...

He's right !! ?? Or ??

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the baby, was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home...

Philosophy of S.E.X

Philosophy of --- >>> = S.E.X "I believe that --- is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things...

Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. ...

Success

At age 4 success is  . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 18 success i...