Jokes and Fun

Little Johnny

Three year old Little Johnny is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see wh...

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.   The first surgeon, from New Y...

Customer Complaints

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned ov...

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 8:   6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours ...

Blonde Christmas Tree

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of sub zero temperatures and a...

All you hunters will love this!!!

Words fail me!  

Bedtime

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to t...

Whiskey Lurks Good

1913 Rieger Whiskey ad: "In every drop lurks good health, strength, vigor, joy and happiness." Cheers! &...

How To Control Your Anger

Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? ” Wife: “I clean the toilet.” ...

Four Goats

At a Texas high school a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let THREE goats loose in the school. Before ...

Launch Control

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jet...

Blondinen erfroren.... blondes frozen....

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the W...

A strong accent

[font=verdana]Oh a bus, two men with really strong accents start a conversation. The lady next to them eavesdrops. &quo...

Chinese immigrants

A Chinese family of 5 people, called Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get ...

Wisdom Of A Retiree!!

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired? Well..I'm fortunate to have a...

Cat Lover

We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work m...

Who is your real friend?

Your dog!!! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk...

Shii: The Wii for girls!

Because women do not have fun with usual games, there now is "Shii", the new Wii console for women, with some brand ne...

$ 431 for a Dr. Pepper...

http://www.techimo.com/forum/imo-community/228943-i-had-best-tasting-431-dr-pepper-today.html :-)

New Canadian Tax Form

Worst Day Of My Life

There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck d...

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian sol...

Hazardous Material

BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR 2008

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a de...

Timbuktu

Once in a quizshow were a farmer and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal at the end, so they had to c...

Children and God

Blond ......

You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. So every time you fart, you time i...

Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that h...

Nikon camera face detection

Nikon cameras can detect up to 12 face - even if the hide behind the curtain

Jokes and fun