Jokes and Fun

How to improve the house a little while the parents are away...

eg. with a 60' slide from th roof-top? http://embed.break.com/NDkxNzkw

Notable Quotes

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I  say to myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." --...

Star Wars story told by a child

Obi Kenobi? Robots? Must be Star Wars! http://www.youtube.com/v/EBM854BTGL0

What to do if the monster comes inside? (by a 3yr old...)

http://www.youtube.com/v/FhKyMrtf6dA

dumb kid ?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer "This is the dumbest kid in town.... watch while I...

A Clever Lady!

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and...

Whatever !

Whatever, Paris-Hilton-Style!  http://www.youtube.com/v/In5uec02E8U

Battlestar Galactica at IKEA store! :-)

What the Fräck?

Buffalo Theory

This is a quotation from the US series "Cheers". "Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd o...

I thought this was funny!

Home made

A chap, sitting in front, of his screen, which is blinking like mad, he himself, digging into his keyboard, just, the, like. ...

Life in Perspective

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come...

He's right !! ?? Or ??

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the baby, was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home...

Philosophy of S.E.X

Philosophy of --- >>> = S.E.X "I believe that --- is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things...

Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. ...

Success

At age 4 success is  . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 18 success i...

Guter Trick / good trick ?

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, r...

Deadly Accident

yesterday, a men with heavy dandruff was attacked and killed by a shark. this morning, two people walking along the beach found ...

Thought for the day!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and V i a g r a  than on Alzheimer's research. This means ...

Prove: Microsoft didn't steal Apple's OS X ideas for Windows Vista

This is the ultimate prove http://www.youtube.com/v/TaIUkwPybtM

Download the internet?

Ever wanted to have all the infrmation and knowledge from the whole internet in one single zip file?

Dead

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good nights sleep. He takes her han...

Kinderlogik ... english ...

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to se...

Why men ar more happy ...

Why Men are never Depressed Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last...

Inside the Lego Bowling center

http://www.youtube.com/v/gkyeFA8bPeU

misunderstanding ...

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, co...

Why is it, that...

Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks...

Calling in Texas

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and s...

Understanding technologie: How the mouse is moving!

funny from japan:

House on fire

A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"...

Jokes and fun