Once in a quizshow were a farmer and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal at the end, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu".
The priest began: "I was a father, all my life, had no children, had no wife. I read the Bible, through and through. On my way to Timbuktu."
Then the farmer told his version: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two!"