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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

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How many nationals do the United States have?
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Talking about Bushie, here is a selction of his famous quotes  Grin


A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.

Hundreds of thousands of American servicemen and women are deployed across the world in the war on terror. By bringing hope to the oppressed, and delivering justice to the violent, they are making America more secure.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

States should have the right to enact laws... particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live.

The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

Public speaking is very easy.

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

The future will be better tomorrow.

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.


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